The Venables have been vacationing at Ocean Isle Beach, NC, for many many years and we have been lucky enough to be invited the past few years! This was the first year Matt has been able to make it due to his work schedule so this year was EXTRA special for us! I hope you caught the post I wrote last week. It has great Lottie Sue photos and the Mary Ann newsletter (plus news about a baby on the way for a certain couple we all know and love)!
The first night at the beach is dedicated to presentations, you never know what's going to happen...
Suzy makes the trip HAPPEN, people! She is the organizer, manager and director for the week - and she is GOOD! This year we decided to crown her Miss Ocean Isle, but going with true trash humor we gave her bunny ears for a crown, a plunger instead of roses and a "Miss Ocean Isle" sash that had seen better days. I'm not even sure it was spelled correctly.
Don't worry, she didn't let the power go to her head.
Please allow me to give you a little back story for the next set of photos...when Ronny was a wee child he wanted a doll in a bad sort of way. I think his parents decided on a dancing doll instead, and he loved her. He loved her so much he literally wore her out (dancing, I am sure) and the family ultimately buried her in the backyard, complete with a funeral. This story comes up often (as you can imagine) but Matt and I heard it for the first time a few weeks ago.
SO, of course we HAD to make a new and enhanced (breast augmentation, tattoos, belly ring - you get the idea - she IS a modern woman after all) dancing doll to return from the dead. I must give a big shout out to Matt's mom for helping with the bikini, it was awesome!). Oh yeah, we even wrote a letter with the Smiths...
That night a mysterious box showed up at the house addressed to Ronny. Enjoy...
My dearest Ronald,
A fortnight ago I found out you have been married for quite some time (and to a woman, no less!). Yet, try as I may, I cannot be at peace with our current state, my love. I have to reach out to you once more, if only to set my heart free. Allow me to pour out my heartfelt words into your friendly bosom, which I once thought to be ever in unison with mine.
Various sensations swell within the liveliest emotions of my despair. Oh, my almost bursting heart! I tell you your dear wife is not the most amiable of women; nay, I say she is the most wanton of harlots. I doubt not that you have tricked yourself into believing you are blessed in your matrimonial state. Please, let me rectify this.
It has now been nigh on five decades since I last felt the warmth of your skin against mine. I remember the clods of earth raining hard upon my worn self when in that shallow grave, but the sting of that injury pales in comparison to the wounds of my heart. I am willing to set aside the past. Much has changed over the years for me - and all for the better. I sincerely hold true in my heard your eye will be caught once you see how I have blossomed forth into the full fruits of womanhood.
I dare say I am here to win you back. Let us start afresh, my dear Ronald.
But no matter what decision you make, I shall always be...your dancing doll.
Forever yours,
Mary
of harlots) take a new family photo
*can i just say that lianne's face is priceless here?
I suspect this won't be the last we see of Mary, she's heading back to NYC with Ronny and Lianne. I'm not sure how she will adjust to big city life, but I'm sure being with Ronny is all she needs.
OK, more photos!
*megan let me make the dessert and instead of putting 4 teaspoons of salt in the crisp i put 4 tablespoons - not good but everyone acted like it was the best crisp in the world (good people)
*please note matt took this photo instead of helping his pregnant wife to her feet. nice.
seated front row: mary ann, megan's legs, lianne, patricia, suzy, and matt
seated on couch: tommy, lottie sue, moi, suzy s., hampton, jennifer, andy, greg, spencer, london and teddy
back row: sam, mary the dancing doll, ronny, shon, chris, papa tom, tony and randy
*dalton is not in the photo, i think he was night night
*dalton is not in the photo, i think he was night night
reason decided to shave out a mustache
*he shaved it one i declared it an anti-aphrodisiac (as mary ann said)
the water, she LOVES splashing around so much
OK, I think those are the photos we have. I may find others on my phone but if I do I'll put them up. We had such a wonderful time at the beach! The company is choice and having nothing to do is just great. Our typical day is just waking up, eating breakfast, going to the beach, home for lunch, pool time, shower time, food time, walk on the beach and ending the day playing board games. It's perfect for me! We left the island once to make a grocery run. Otherwise we were beach bums.
And I MUST direct you to Megan's blog (yes, Megan is a blogger now - whee!!!). So please click here to read her post on the trip, she wrote an excellent post about it and has a lot of different photos than me (water balloon fight, earphones, underwater meetings and etc.).
Coming up: Lottie Sue has been kicked out of the nursery - she is really a big girl now. Last night was her first night in her new room and she did so well. More to come, plus the before and after photos of her new room. Whee!